So I've had a pretty odd day. Receiving several surprises, one including my supervisor calling me a whore cause we have music on our bell and then listening to him impersonate a bell buzzing for nearly ten minutes. New instrument!!! I don't know what it is, but I'm excited, within the next two months it shall be mine!!! Lemme explain, it's like a clarinet, the fingerings are very much the same, but it's made of silver and it doesn't come apart into pieces. It's like a soprano sax, but well like I said, the clarinet features... So for now I call it a saxinet. Lmao at work, my supervisor is DUMB. OK I'm seriously the brains behind all this, I mean he's the supervisor yet I outwit him get to the till first and make him do the grunt work, not exactly a smart cookie. I was explaining the mechanics of Mary had a Little Lamb to him in a series of sung Duts when he says to me...
Him : Purple (how fitting) Me: blue (equally suiting)
"Wait there's no Dut in Mary had a little lamb, it's about Mary, not Dut, got it straight?"
"Dut is a homosexual, I don't think he's got it straight"
"The hell with that!"
"He's also catholic!"
"Then he can burn with Satan!"
"Would you believe he's a catholic Satanist?"
"...What?"
Poor kid, he's so dumb....and deaf for that matter, and yet somehow he has a girlfriend *shakes head* OK now perhaps I should write something of interest? But honestly do I have anything interesting to write...
Other than about my awesome tinfoil hat protecting me from dem shpace deenosawers... Oh my god!!! My room!!! I've left it unprotected!!! They could be getting into my stas-- I mean.... *runs upstairs and tapes coat hangers to the ceiling, and reappears in giant tinfoil suit* Aha ha! Take that!!! *throws rose thorns in general direction of pizza hut while hovering over the sea of banana peels*
See my vivid imagination is at work again, one of these days it's going to get me in a lot of trouble, I should know better, I mean what if I accidentally stumbled onto some thing's dastardly plot to purge the earth of all life my mind would be wiped blan--
I love you my darling! *blows kisses at palm tree* And one for you too!!! *spins in circles while avoiding hot coal beds* OH MY GOD WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?!? *stares at sky as space dinosaur flies over* Oh no!!! Me tinfoil hat!!! *breaks down sobbing*
*Wakes 4000 years later and steps out of cryogenic freezer only to discover all of earths oxygen has been converted to liquid nitrogen, and that after all that toil, one could not breathe.*
*Turns blue (er) and dies*
4 comments:
I like palm trees. They're shiny. And pretty. And they like to sing to me at night.
Yes, Julia. I meth they. I mean...
Crystals are pretty too. I'm going to try and not press the backspace once this post. This ought to be interesting.
PUDDING. eat it.
Random bursts of gigles* saqueak squeak. sounds lkie a french word of some sort. Sa queak. Ea tit!!
Oh no. I pressed the enter buttin too many times. no. I don't want you to sit with me. go away. you blow. youdo! oops.
I do like cheese! I do! I do! And faeries. They're good with bed. In?
On? around? throuwgh these double-yous look like cow udders.Just becasue i want it doesn't mean I need it. WAPOW! Gotcha there.
YOUR'E A V!
The b i mean v looks like a penis. a pointy penis. or a drill bit. DRILL THAT PENIS!
(cough* I'd imagine tat 'd hurt.
Let's sing!!! I'm too sexy for this party, too sexy for this party, no way I'm disco dancing...
I'm a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk. On the catwalk, oh on the catwalk, I do my little turn on the catwalk (Or shake my little tush on the ccatwalk. You decide)
*instrumental brake* I mean...*break*
Give me a head with hair...LONG BEAUTIFUL HAIR. Shineing bleaming, blah blah blah blah seamen...semen?
We isht having apartay!!! Duh duh duh ditoohblah blah.
2m inutes? Or rather...2 HORUS!!! FEAR THE EVIL TYPIOS!! TRHEY SHALL KKILL YOU NI A MINTUE. CAN YOU STAND THE 2 HOURS OF TUORCHUR?
Ruff ruff. I isht dog. You are sog. She are pants. Katchup.
Cat soup? MMm...ow my elbow. I mean shoulder ow my back/
And my neck. and my butt. i mean, ass
I mean..donkey
What pride?
STOP SHAKING YOUR FUCKING LEG!!!
Orgasm! Eargasm? leggasm?
anybody out there?
helo..hello...lello is tehre anybody IN tehre? Just nod if yo can year me...is there anybody home?
Relzx, relax relax i meed some information...jujst the basic facts, just can you tlelshow me wher it hurts"?
RIGHT EHRE!!! I can't berathe
Student speaking. Spreakonishmy bassshmub. Berhupdinkle.
Hee dinkle.loopib. What's a dinkle/.?
Oh. Ew.
Lampity lamp lamp lampity lmap lamp look at frosty...
cOKE? ANYBODY?
I like it too. ORGASM!!! ENCORE!!!
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
We're off tos ee the wizard...the wonderful wizard of YOU HURTMY BOMMMMB
Bomb? Or bum? Or bumbum? ShizaahhhhhM.
orgasm!!! can you stand it?
Wait, i'm not standing, i'm sitting oW JOSI BITES!
wATCH out.oops, caps loclk.
Eat head. eat my head. eat head my.
Eat heads' thigh.
Eat head's trying thigng.
EAT THE CHAIR!!! EAT IT!
CODCK YOUR GUN! COCK IT COCK IT!
I love jillian's yougurtklick.
MOVE THAT DEM BODDAYYYYY. IT'S MINE! All mine!!! yes, I own dem bodayssss. looks/tastes like ass. Glass? Ass glass? Uncomfortable much?
CHOCOLATE!!! Mmm. I like chocolate. Does anybody ahve an y chocolate? I want a chocolate egg.
CHICKEN! VHIV I MEAN CHICK CHICK CHICK CHICKEN!!!
silly typos. I want to read this again, alors i bid thee faerwell
Fehr. Moo haha. TWEE.t...doot.
Shlapee. Ew. Don't bite me....
*snarl...slurp...sex moi*
DON'T SEX MOI!!! SEX ELLE!!! OR LUI!!! I MEAN, IL!!! ILL ME! NO...
Save me. or moi. illianellwe. Ha. Try saying THAT word. I RULE THE WHOLE WORLD!!! RULE DROOL SPOOL MY TOOL!
It mamkes me
It makes me bleed.
It'll make me bleed. depends.
...
bye.
wow josi how...nice. ithink u need a better hobby
lol jkjk
peece
Wow in contrast Nico (for once) made a bit more sense than Steph, this day...will go down in history, and you'll see 4000 years from now, it could be you stepping out of that freezer.
Well, excuse me. You have to admit, my comment was much more exciting to read. Come on, admit it.
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