Health. What a dull subject. So today I decided that during health I would work on my ELA, a much more interesting subject. I love ELA (English Language arts for you non french type people). Anyways the assignment was to get 12 words out of a long list of gay words that we have to learn how to spell into a story that can range anywhere from 200 to 300 words. This took me...15 minutes approx, I hope you enjoy the retardedness of my mind.
Once there was an old man who was having a boring day. And then it happened. A bird dived out of nowhere and stole his left sandal.
“Whatever shall I do?” He moaned as he wrapped the other sandal in a handkerchief and shoved it into his pocket. “The day of remembrance is tomorrow and I have to get new shoes!”
Just then his missing sandal flew like a missile over his head, incidentally imitating the bird.
The old man made a desperate attempt to run after his airborne sandal, when he tripped upon a patch of broccoli causing him to loose several teeth.
“Dratted broccoli, just for that for that I shall barbeque you and turn you into chili!” He screamed, as he threw a head shaped cantaloupe at the dastardly patch of emerald broccoli.
After his lack of success while trying to catch his fleeting sandal and tormenting the patch broccoli he was in a foul mood and highly irascible. He flew into a rage and screamed complete gibberish about sandals and broccoli, until the paramedics came took him away to the nut house. He was then given a pretty white jacket and lived broccoli and sandal free for the rest of his days.
The bolded words are the words I had to include in my story. Anyways... I now have to go and complete a 5 hour shift at work...after being at school all day (7-2:39) Gross eh? Well yeah I'd add more detail to my post but I just can't today.
I'd also like to add I cut my hair. All by myself, cause I wanted a hair cut and didn't have any money so....now my mom is paying to get it touched up. If you ever want your parents to pay for something, do it yourself first in a way that they'll despise.... I kinda like it this way, lol i can't see very well though... it's almost emo bangs ahahaha!!!!
6 comments:
hahahha I LOVE it, and I ACTUALLY know the words...except one of them. >.< You're creative. =P
PS. Where do you work?
Wow, that was slightly screwed up. Very...Janine-esque. Is that the word you'd use? Janine-esque? Or would it be Janinish...Janinean...shit, I'm gonna be thinking about this for a while...
lol I work at My Favourite Ice Cream Shoppe, and Duncan don't worry about what to call it... but if I had to choose one I'd go with... Janine - esque just cause I like the sound of it.
Oh, so we've dedicated all random-like schpeels to Janine? Wonderful choice. Our conversations never make sense, and when they do, you're obviously not reading them properly.
Same here. If a normal persone read them, they would lose their apple stickers!!!
Oh that gave me very wrong thoughts...apple stickers...hmmm... I'm not going to say what that made me think but I'm sure you all could have guessed... ews..No one can save me now! Not even batman! *sighs*
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