Short Attention Span

The average attention span is 90 minutes...according to Hollywood so I've decided to keep this edition of what I'm thinking at work to a bare minimum. Cause there are a few of you (not mentioning any names *cough* that would have taken more than 90 minutes to read it.... *coughamandacough*) I've taken out almost everything so this is going to sound more than random I'm afraid...

• I wasn't eating tea bags, I was eating tea.
• Random coughing fits suck.
• Oh no! The little blue men found me!
• Once a man, not always a man.
• Chocolate! Need I say anymore?
• Ew. Chocolate.
• Curse you vile throat!
• It's sad, I burnt myself on a spoon.
• FUZZY GLOVE!!!
• Ew.
• There's a tack in my hair...
• Why does the moon appear to change colours?
• One hour five minutes!
• Twilight approaches.
• "Olde Inglishe" I love that spelling. It's irritating yet somehow satisfying.
• Custom massage.
• DIRTY!
• This is the first person I've ever wanted to kill who plays sax...Well not the first person...*cough*.... You know who you are.
• Reading Korean is hard.
• (Above) A sentence worthy of Steph.
• Salty tea...ew.
• Vous êtes en retard.
• Late.
• Not retarded.
• The bottom of my page nears.
• I want cake.
• I meant cough drop.
• SPARKLY!!!
• Upside down tower...
• Negative ions = good?
• AHHH!!! It touched me!
• There's popcorn stuck under my tongue...
• Organic popcorn at that.
• Oh no! Carol of the Bells!!!! *Dies*

Well for you ADD people I hope that was short enough... cause if it wasn't you need to see a doctor. NOW!